“I am not a titleholder; I don’t steal; I don’t lie…”

“Playing a fool is the best paid role.”

“How can she take my ‘no’ seriously when my dick is saying, ‘yes?”

“Just putting your acting skills to the test. You adapted and played the role exceptionally well.”

“You can’t be unlovable, Han, because I f**king love you.”

“Kuamini (mbali na imani, ambayo ni nia ya kujua kisichoweza kujulikana) ni kwa ajili ya vitu usivyoweza kuvielezea. Unaamini kwamba siku moja dawa ya UKIMWI au saratani itapatikana mahali fulani, ilhali huwezi kufanya majaribio ya kisayansi kulithibitisha hilo. Unaweza kusubiri hata miaka mia, lakini kama bado dawa haijapatikana, unaweza kusubiri hata miaka mingine mia. Kuamini ni kujifanya kujua (na mara nyingi kujifanya kujua ni uongo) na kuamini hakuhitaji maarifa. Kujua kunahitaji maarifa na ni kuamini unakoweza kukuthibitisha. Ukiniuliza kama simu yangu ipo mfukoni nitakwambia ndiyo ipo, kwa sababu nitaingiza mkono mfukoni na kuitoa na kuiona. Siamini kama ipo mfukoni, najua.”

“I don’t pretend to know everything; I just only speak on matters I know I’ll win.”

“Genuine happiness is not nearly as common as a fake smile.”

“Most sane human beings’ chances of being alive in a thousand years’ time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days.”

“It’s easier to fake it. When you fake it for sixteen years, it becomes part of you, something you don’t think about.”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be …”