All Quotes By Tag: Humourous

“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.”

“She nodded, grabbed her purse out of the drawer and skedaddled, walking like she was on a catwalk, one foot in front of the other, her ass swaying under the skirt of her expensive, tailored suit.Bitch. I thought again, watching her go.“No comparison,” Luke said after the door closed behind Dawn and I turned to him.“Excuse me?”“Dawn’s a man eater. You’re not. No comparison,” Luke answered and I didn’t know how to take that.“Is that good?”The half-smile came back.“Most men prefer to do the eating.”Holy fucking cow.”

“No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away…”

“…they say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom.” Elatha laughed. “Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister.”

“Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.”

“Never say no to now”