All Quotes By Tag: Joke
“Is this Clarissa Fray?” The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable.Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. “Yeees?””Hi, I’m one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I”m afraid I made a bad impression and was hoping you’d give me a chance to make it up to-“”SIMON!” Clary held the phone away from her ear as he cracked up laughing. “That is so not funny!””Sure it is. You just don’t see the humor.””Jerk.” Clary sighed, leaning up against the wall.”
“It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”
“Investigation?” Isabelle laughed. “Now we’re detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.””Good idea,” said Jace. “I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”
“Fuck it… That’s really the attitude that keeps a family together, it’s not “we love each other”, it’s just “fuck it, man.”
“I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.”