All Quotes By Tag: Men

“MenThey hail you as their morning starBecause you are the way you are.If you return the sentiment,They’ll try to make you different;And once they have you, safe and sound,They want to change you all around.Your moods and ways they put a curse on;They’d make of you another person.They cannot let you go your gait;They influence and educate.They’d alter all that they admired.They make me sick, they make me tired.”

“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.”

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”

“No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”

“The strength of a man isn’t seen in the power of his arms. It’s seen in the love with which he EMBRACES you.”

“You’re only a man! You’ve not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!”

“A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.”

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.”

“What a man wants is a mate and what a woman wants is infinite security,’ and, ‘What a man is is an arrow into the future and a what a woman is is the place the arrow shoots off from.”

“I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.”

“For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand.”