All Quotes By Tag: Men

“I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I’m deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.”

“Angels had fallen, men have sinned.It does not mean that God has failed.”

“The human ego is the ugliest part of man. We lift up men who only show us darkness, and put down those brave enough to show us the light. Likewise, people engage in darkness when it is light outside, and acknowledge the light only when it is dark. We abandon those fighting for us to cheer behind those fighting against us. And, we only remember good people and God when it is convenient for us, and take them for granted because their doors are always open – only to chase after closed doors and personalities void of substance and truth.”

“If you violate laws of God, you’re a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you’re a criminal.If you violate your own laws, you’re pathetic.”

“Some of the most beautiful things we have in life comes from our mistakes.”

“Personally, I do not want to make you a man. Men are so very frail. Men break. Men die. No, I’ve always wished to make a god.”

“Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.”

“I don’t stand for black man’s side, I don’t stand for white man’s side, I stand for God’s side.”

“Tom felt his darkness. His father was beautiful and clever, his mother was short and mathematically sure. Each of his brothers and sisters had looks or gifts or fortune. Tom loved all of them passionately, but he felt heavy and earth-bound. He climbed ecstatic mountains and floundered in the rocky darkness between the peaks. He had spurts of bravery but they were bracketed in battens of cowardice.”

“If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting.”

“Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.”

“The ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes: the limp prick. The banner of the enemy’s encampment: the prick at half-mast. The symbol of the apocalypse: the atomic warhead prick which self-destructs. That was the basic inequity which could never be righted: not that the male had a wonderful added attraction called a penis, but that the female had a wonderful all-weather cunt. Neither storm nor sleet nor dark of night could faze it. It was always there, always ready. Quite terrifying, when you think about it. No wonder men hated women. No wonder they invented the myth of female inadequacy.”

“I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man’s body, although I’d appreciate it if you didn’t quote me on that.-Bobby Tom”

“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.”