“Philosophers, for example, often fail to recognize that their remarks about the universe apply also to themselves and their remarks. If the universe is meaningless, so is the statement that it is so.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“I am Dead, but it’s not so bad. I’ve learned to live with it.”

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.”

“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

“Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.”

“The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.”

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but don’t three lefts make a right? Two wrongs don’t make a right, but don’t two negatives make a positive?”

“Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.”

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.”