All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time anyway?”“Yes,” he said, getting up and pulling her to her feet along with him,“ and I’m worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you’ll wind up making out with him, too.”“ Don’t be sexist. They could find me a female instructor.”“In that case you have my permission to make out with her, as long as I can watch.”

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”

“Harry — I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!”And she sprinted away, up the stairs.“What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.“Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head.“But why’s she got to go to the library?”“Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.”

“Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.”

“You’ve got to get obsessed and stay obsessed.”

“Believe me, It would be better if we didn’t meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you’re still a child.”

“You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

“To be is to do – SocratesTo do is to be – SartreDo Be Do Be Do – Sinatra”

“I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night,” said Ron. “What d’ya think that’s gonna mean?””Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said Harry.”

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

“You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!”

“Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”

“I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”

“Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.”

“It’s snowing still,” said Eeyore gloomily.”So it is.””And freezing.””Is it?””Yes,” said Eeyore. “However,” he said, brightening up a little, “we haven’t had an earthquake lately.”