All Quotes By Tag: Life

“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you’re lucky.”

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.”

“Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life’s cruelest irony.”

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”

“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”

“Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

“If you’re reading this…Congratulations, you’re alive.If that’s not something to smile about,then I don’t know what is.”

“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”

“The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.”

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been.”