All Quotes By Tag: Boys
“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds,” I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. “Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.”
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“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn’t know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.”
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“Boys. I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy. ”
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“Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well.”
“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.”
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“When you look for a man- what you want to look for is a man with the heart of a poor boy and the mind of a conqueror.”
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“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.”
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“Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”
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“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
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“The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”
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