All Quotes By Tag: Funny-quotes
“Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways.” ~ Amunhotep El Bey”
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“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.”
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“Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.”
“If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”
“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.”
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