All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.”

“I am no king, and I am no lord,And I am no soldier at-arms,” said he.”I’m none but a harper, and a very poor harper,That am come hither to wed with ye.””If you were a lord, you should be my lord,And the same if you were a thief,” said she.”And if you are a harper, you shall be my harper,For it makes no matter to me, to me,For it makes no matter to me.””But what if it prove that I am no harper?That I lied for your love most monstrously?””Why, then I’ll teach you to play and sing,For I dearly love a good harp,” said she.”

“They laugh at me because I’m different; I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”

“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.”

“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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“He’s around the twist,’ said Azalea. ‘Breaking all the windows? He’s mad.”Ah, no,’ said the King. ‘It’s only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but don’t actually do it, well, that’s love.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.”

“I had fun last night,” I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. “I’m officially in love with your sheets.” “That the only thing you’re in love with?””Nope. Your mattress, too.”Some smile crept into Patch’s eyes. “My bed’s an open invitation.”

“Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?”

“The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.”

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”

“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”

“A goal without a plan is just a wish.”