All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?”
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“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
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“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.”
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“Would you mind repeating that? I’m afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I’ve longed to hear.”
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“You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.”
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“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you’ll move mountains.”
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“The Queen’s Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)”
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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
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“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
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“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
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“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
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“And now,” Eric yelled into his mircophone, “we’re going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one’s for my girlfriend. We’ve been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We’re gonna be together forever, baby. This one’s called ‘Bang You Like a Drum.”
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“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
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“Anything that doesn’t take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.”
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