All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Men were just plain ridiculous with how little time it took them to get handsome.”

“Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul.”

“What is the purpose of wealth if it cannot serve an ideal that enhances humanity and betters the lives of the people, even if that means those we have never met before in our lives?”

“The basis of love that most people share is the intimacy they developed with their partners, the intensity of their attraction, or the similarity of their thought patterns,”

“Feelings, rationale and values are the top qualities that make a person exceedingly human.”

“When faced with difficulties, a humble, understanding, appreciative and selfless person finds it easy to win a friend. On the other hand, a temperamental, egoistic, condensing, self-absorbed, self-conceited and narrow-minded person who lacks the basic sense of humility easily loses friends when in distress.”

“…The world gets blessed every now and then with unique souls who though burdened by their invisible crosses, still have the extraordinary strength to forge ahead in life and give others a helping hand at the same time. Despite their tribulations, most of us think they are fine. Even when the weight of their crosses become unbearable, even when they proceed in a breathless manner, we still have a hard time understanding that they are drowning. In fact, we even condemn them for failing to sacrifice more…”

“We love out of compassion, passion or a sense of commitment.”

“Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.”

“I didn’t want to go to hell, but even the idea of reclaining my halo scared me because it would mean leaving Aly.”

“Want to go upstairs and play ball?””Now, you’re talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite.””Loser gets fucked first.””Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat.””What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose.””That’s exactly what I mean.”

“Roger said, ‘I don’t know about having a shrink around all the time. Are you analyzing me right now?’Sophie rolled her eyes. ‘How original. No, I’m not analyzing you. It’d take a whole team of shrinks to figure out your crazy ass, and I simply don’t have the time or energy.”

“Her chin lifted. “Very well. Here is my best offer. Half of my nakedness for all of yours.”He pretended to think on it. ” It’s a bargain.”

“I know what party you’re talking about. I might have to swing through. Especially if you’re going to be there in a costume.” He winked and leaned back in his seat.“I’m going as a homeless person.”“Sexy.”

“So what does the winner get in the end?” Tate asked.”They get to sit around with the losers and say, ‘I am King Xavier of the world.’ Repeat after me.””And me?” Tate asked.”You get to be my queen.””How come you’re the leader of the community?” Narnie asked, almost smiling. “Why can’t Tate be?”Webb looked at his sister, grinning. “Why can’t you, Narnie?”Fitz leaned his head on Narnie’s shoulder. “And I’ll be your queen?””You can be the eunuch,” Jude said, shoving him out of the way, “and I’ll be her prince.” He bowed and took Narnie’s hand, kissing it, and their eyes met. It was awkward for a moment until Narnie looked away.”