All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”

“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.” “That’s my girl.”

“Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.”(Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville, May 16, 1767)”

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”

“We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”

“As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.”

“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

“Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.”

“They turned to Angel. “We will call you Little One,” the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.”Okay,” said Angel agreeably. “I’ll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat.” He frowned.”That can be his Indian name,” I suggested.”

“Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how.”

“So it’s true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.””If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I’ll let you know.”

“I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I’m under the table,after four I’m under my host.”

“Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?””I give.””You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there’s a dog.”

“From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, “Worst. Timing. Ever.” Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christain sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite. “Huh,” Adrian said, letting himself in. “So that’s how you’re going to fix the family problem. Little Dragomirs. Good idea.” Christian sat up and strolled toward them. “Yeah, that’s exactly it. You’re interrupting official Council business.”