All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Huh,” Leo said. “Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You’re not a total klutz.”She smirked. “A job, eh?” Making things in your forge?””Nah, we could start our own shop,” Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he’d never told anyone about it. “Leo and Calypso’s Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.”

“Life sucks, and then you die…”

“Were you always such a stubborn, blind, obtuse girl?”“Are you calling me stupid?”“Yes, but in a more poetic way!”“Well, here’s a poem for you. Get lost!”

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful one-hundred percent!”

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

“What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.”

“Would you mind repeating that? I’m afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I’ve longed to hear.”

“You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you’ll move mountains.”

“The Queen’s Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”