“They served “Good Food” but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers. But then again, what did I know?”

“There are times when wisdom cannot be found in the chambers of parliament or the halls of academia but at the unpretentious setting of the kitchen table.”

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”

“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”