All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“And, she was able to tell herself with some satisfaction, the man in question – one Colin Bridgerton – felt precisely the same way……..His earth shook, his heart leaped, and Penelope knew without a doubt that his breath was taken away as well. For a good ten seconds.Falling off a horse tended to do that to a man.”
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“Death doesn’t really worry me that much, I’m not frightened about it… I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
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“Your husband may not be a wealth of pregnancy information, but he is a wealth of ‘you’ information. He probably knows you better than anyone else in this world (which means he understands your current neediness pretty well). He also probably loves you more than anyone else in this world. So, while he may not be the person to turn to if you need to know how to soothe breast tenderness, he’s the perfect person to turn to when you need a hand to hold.”
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“Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.”
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“He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father.”He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples.”He nice, the Jesus.”
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“Any civilization where the main symbol of religious veneration is a tool of execution is a bad place to have children.”
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“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn’t help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is, ‘suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now’!”
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“Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference?”- Elizabeth Bennet”
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“How do you feel?” she asked, trying to fluff his pillow. “Other than terrible, I mean.”He moved his head slightly to the side. It seemed to be a sickly interpretation of a shrug.“Of course you’re feeling terrible,” she clarified, “but is there any change? More terrible? Less terrible?”He made no response.“The same amount of terrible?”
“Do you wanna play? Everyone’s dead, so I got bored. Did you come to play with me?–Wrath”
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“Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?”
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“I invited a few people to help celebrate your birthday,” Cameron said sheepishly. She threw up her hands. “Surprise.””We sort of come with the package,” Collin explained. “Think of it as a collective gift from all of us to you: five bona fide annoying and overly intrusive new best friends.””It’s the gift that keeps on giving,” Wilkins said.Jack grinned. “I’m touched. Really. And since it appears I’m going to be moving in, let me be the first to say that all of you are always welcome at my and Cameron’s house. Subject to a minimum of forty-eight hours prior notification.”
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“Where is Polonius? HAMLET In heaven. Send hither to see. If your messenger find him not there, seek him i’ th’ other place yourself. But if indeed you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.”
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“She inched closer to him. “I intrigue you?””You know you do,” he replied boldly, his eyes burning into hers. Wow-things were suddenly heating up fast. He wondered if they would have sex right there on her desk.Somebody better move that stapler.With a coy look, Taylor stood up to whisper in Jason’s ear.”then I think you’re going to find this next part really intriging,” she said breathlessly.He gazed down at her-he like the sound of that-and raised one eybrow expectantly as taylor grinned wickedly and-Slammed the office door right in his face.For a moment, Jason could only stand there in the hallway with his nose pressed against the cold wood of her door. After a few seconds, he knocked politely.Taylor whipped open the door, unamused.Jason grinned at her. “I just gotta ask: where did you get the whole ‘all the cute girls run around naked’ thing?”
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