All Quotes By Tag: Humour
“As for the tokens whereof thou ask me, I may tell thee of them in part: but as touching thy life, I am not sent to shew thee.”
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“Thou art sore troubled in mind for the people in the world’s sake: loves thou that people better than he that made them?”
“Number me the things that are not yet come- gather me together the dross that are scattered abroad- make me the flowers green again that are withered- Open me the places that are closed, and bring me forth the winds that in them are shut up- shew me the image of a voice: and then I will declare to thee the thing that thou labor to know.”
“If the most High grant thee to live, thou shall see after the third trumpet that the sun shall suddenly shine again in the night, and the moon thrice in the day:”
“Blood shall drop out of wood, and the stone shall give his voice, and the people shall be troubled:”
“He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:”
“The Sodomy sea shall cast out fish, and make a noise in the night, which many have not known: but they shall all hear the voice thereof.”
“Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.”
“Hear me, and I will instruct thee; hearken to the thing that I say, and I shall tell thee more.”
“Iniquity shall be increased above that which now thou see, or that thou hast heard long ago.”
“The land, that thou see now to have root, shall thou see wasted suddenly.”
“Seeing thou hast now given me the way, I will proceed to speak before thee: for our mother, of whom thou hast told me that she is young, draw now nigh unto age.”
“They that be born in the strength of youth are of one fashion, and they that are born in the time of age, when the womb fail, are otherwise.”
“The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.”
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“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.”