All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“So why did poor artists originally hang around in cafes?””I don’t know. Inspiration from the atmosphere.””Ha! No, you’ve been tricked, too, just like the rest of us. Cafes didn’t have inspirational atmosphere at first. That only came later, when you knew artists had been hanging around in them.”

“The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.”

“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl…because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”

“If you’re explaining, you’re losing.”

“God was seldom discussed in our family except in a very distant sort of way, rather like our cousins in Canada.”

“When boy likes you, you say no thank you. You don’t kick him on the ground.”

“I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.”

“There’s nothing more aggravating in the world than the midnight sniffling of the person you’ve decided to hate.”

“I never talk back. I listen and always remember your every word, so come pen or mouse, never forget that I will treasure your thoughts forever. Yours truly, Paper.”

“Women were created gullible. It they weren’t no babies would be born.”

“Women have no appreciation of good looks-at least, good women have not.”

“She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.”

“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw on the first thing I found and that I’m not taking this too seriously or overthinking it or even that I was thinking about it at all. Because I’m not. I’m totally not thinking about him, and I don’t want him to think I was thinking about him, but I don’t want him to think that I’m not thinking about him, because clearly he thought about me enough to ask me out and it would be mean not to be thinking about him at all, so I need just the right amount of thinking, and I’m not sure if that means boots and a skirt or skinny jeans and ballet flats. Help!”

“Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.”

“The most popular labor saving device is still money.”