All Quotes By Tag: Humour
“Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.”
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“Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain.”
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“The awful part of the writing game is that you can never be sure the stuff is any good.”
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“No, she laughed.” How on earth could that be done? If you try to laugh and say ‘No’ at the same time, it sounds like neighing — yet people are perpetually doing it in novels. If they did it in real life they would be locked up.”
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“While an author is yet living we estimate his powers by his worst performance, and when he is dead we rate them by his best.”
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“A Goddess Adventure represents a combination of heart, head, and soul work”
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“Polysyllables obfuscate a preponderant ignorance with so much more style and panache.”
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“Eating was still a sore point with Smriti.She failed to understand,when interesting options like mango juice or chocolates were available,why was she forced by her stupid mother to eat boring regular meals?After much contemplation,Nikhil came up with a suggestion’Don’t give her food till she herself asks for it’.His idea’starve-to know-the-worth-of -food’made sense to Abhilasha,though it took her a great deal of resolve before she could actually try it out. So on a sunday,the’lady with an iron will’took over from’the soft and kind hearted mother’.she did not give her anything to eat and waited for the golden moment,expecting a hungry Smriti to beg for food.But the much awaited moment never came.Smriti was not at all bothered about her meal and kept playing happily. The day turned into evening and still there was no trace of hunger in her.”Aren’t you feeling hungry?’ now a worried mother had no option but to eat the humble pie and ask the daughter.”No Maa. My friend Pinky had brought wafers and chocolates. Those were so yummy that I ate them all……”And that was the end of her’starve-to -know-the-worth-of-food-mission.”
“Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.”
“Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.”
“When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.”
“Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.”
“We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.”
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.”