All Quotes By Tag: Humour
“Thy heart had gone too far in this world, and think thou to comprehend the way of the most High?”
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“And yet their reward appear not, and their labor had no fruit: for I have gone here and there through the heathen, and I see that they flow in wealth, and think not upon thy commandments.”
“Go thy way, and tell my people, the people of thy Lord God what manner of things, and how great wonders of the Lord thy God, thou hast seen.”
“These be they that have put off the mortal clothing, and put on the immortal, and have confessed the name of God: now are they crowned, and receive palms.”
“Truly the light is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is for the eyes to behold the sun: But if a man live many years, and rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days of darkness; for they shall be many. And all that cometh is vanity.”
“Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.”
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“Go thy way, weigh me the weight of the fire, or measure me the blast of the wind, or call me again the day that is past.”
“Weigh thou therefore their wickedness now in the balance, and theirs also that dwell the world; and so shall thy name no where be found anymore.”
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
“Go thy way to a woman with child, and ask of her when she had fulfilled her nine months, if her womb may keep the birth any longer within her.”
“In the grave the chambers of souls are like the womb of a woman: For like as a woman that travails make haste to escape the necessity of the travail: even so do these places haste to deliver those things that are committed unto them.”
“From the beginning, look, what thou desires to see, it shall be shew thee.”
“If I have found favor in thy sight, and if it be possible, and if I be meet therefore, shew me then whether there be more to come than is past, or more past than is to come.”
“Stand up upon the right side, and I shall expound the similitude unto thee.”