All Quotes By Tag: Food
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”
“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”
“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
“My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.”
“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”
“Parla come magni,’ It means, ‘Speak the way you eat,’ or in my personal translation: ‘Say it like you eat it.’ It’s a reminder – when you’re making a big deal out of explaining something, when you’re searching for the right words – to keep your language as simple and direct as Roman rood. Don’t make a big production out of it. Just lay it on the table.”
“The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.”
“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around. ”
“Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.”
“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”