“Really, nobody was there?” I asked.“Well, nobody important,” he said, putting his glasses back on and blinking.”

“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”

“Nobody’s ever asked me to a party before, as a friend. Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine too?”

“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“I’m the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.”