All Quotes By Tag: Humor

“Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.”

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.”

“You live but once; you might as well be amusing.”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait.”

“Oh no. Don’t smile. You’ll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.”

“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

“I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”

“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.”

“Just because you’re beautiful and perfect, it’s made you conceited.”

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.”

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”