“I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since the day I was born, so it’s good thing, yet the Big Bad scared me. Which brings me to the reason I called.” “Which was to give me nightmares for the rest of my life?” “Oh, no, that’s just a plus. Why was I so scared of him?” “Hon, for one thing he was this powerful, massive, black smokelike being.”“So, you’re saying I’m a racist?”

“God created philosophy for all the intellects that got bored of hearing the same bible stories every Sunday.”

“I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.”

“The more I love, the more I find that life is magical.”

“Don’t think about the possibilities of failing. Never forget to think about the possibilities of flying.”

“Love is my inner strength and my power.”

“Different languages, the same thoughts; servant to thoughts and their masters.”

“I’m your friend, and friends don’t let friends die.”