All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.”
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“Dance in the rain, follow the path of lovely lanes, you are what you always wanted to be, so chill out, dear friend!”
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“There’s always a but. It’s a magical word. You can say anything you want, go on for as long as you want, and then all you have to do is add the magic word and instantly everything you said is erased, turned meaningless, just like that.”
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“Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain de fromage.”
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“people don’t get meit’s more rule than exceptionGod bless exceptions”
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“While Owen and Miles talk sports, I people watch. And this is what I see: teenagers trying to act like adults. Or how they think adults act. But mostly they look ridiculous, and I wonder what they don’t want to do something that’s more fun than drinking, smoking, flirting, and making out. Why are those activities considered to be fun?”
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“I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil.And that no one knows the truth.”
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“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we’re good with our mouths too…(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)”
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“Don’t ever trust men with good intentions. They’ll always disappoint you.”Leo”
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“Whatever demon invented stiletto-heeled boots should roast in hell…”
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“Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity.”
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“Why do relationships have to be so complicated?”
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“Could it have been anyone, or was it destiny? When I’m considering this I find it helpful to quote the wisdom of my father, who once told me, “Who knows why the fuck anything happens?”
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