“If you find yourself easily provoked, then just change the channel.”

“No need to feel guilty if you can’t be a good man all the time. But anytime your heart is feeling so eager to do even a small good deed, then it might be a good chance for you…to be a better man.”

“Science is a trigger of changes of civilization. Religion is the failsafe of science performance.”

“Some people do polarizing the religion against science. I use both to solve a problem with two different kind of approach.”

“Size does matter.Nano even better.”

“If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ?Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on.”

“Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.Master of Stupidity: Hmmm…tell me about your sexperience!”

“No one knows for sure about the future. But if you feel reluctant to plan something about it, then someone with guts would define it for you.”

“There’s no guarantee of disaster-free in any world religion,but love, faith and knowledge give men hope and willpower.”

“Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it’s the truth??Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday’s truth.”

“Sometimes, we feel conscious but unable to move our body. The first thing to do is focus in a prayer, then start to wink frequently.By this way, slowly but sure our body can be moved totally by our persistent willpower.”

“There is no conscience in a real war.”

“At beyond continent of reality, there are oceans of ideas.”

“Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the truth.Master of Stupidity: Only confused? Walk in my shoes then you tell me.”