“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.”

“From history books one should at best believe the punctuation. The rest is uncertain, incomplete, distorted, exaggerated or even completely invented.”

“God invented smiles so that love could go anywhere.”

“Coffee became one of life’s necessities when love was invented.”

“A smile is the greatest weapon ever invented.”