“We pimp our precious lives to the infernal gnashing babble – Follow me! Friend me! Like me! But don’t ever know me.”

“The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.”

“Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise.”

“Be patient. Your skin took a while to deteriorate. Give it some time to reflect a calmer inner state. As one of my friends states on his Facebook profile: “The true Losers in Life, are not those who Try and Fail, but those who Fail to Try.”