All Quotes By Tag: Funny
“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.”
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“If you can’t do anything about it, laugh like hell.”
“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?”
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“A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.”
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“My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.”
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“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
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“I can’t decide whether I’m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I’m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that’s how I know I’m a woman!”
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“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
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“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
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“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
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“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
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