All Quotes By Tag: Dating
“A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, Barry proposed the idea of a questionnaire for prospective partners.”
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“Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.”
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“I don’t know,” she said. “We used to squabble a lot when we were going together and then engaged and everything, but I thought everything would be so different as soon as you were married. And now I feel so sort of strange and everything. I feel so sort of alone.”
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“When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.”
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“You can always evaluate a man’s character by the way he speaks about his ex girlfriends and other women. When entering a new relationship or getting close with a new guy, make sure you take notice of the language he uses when referring to other girls”
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“The only person that should wear your ring is the one person that would never…1. Ask you to remain silent and look the other way while they hurt another.2. Jeopardize your future by taking risks that could potentially ruin your finances or reputation. 3. Teach your children that hurting others is okay because God loves them more. God didn’t ask you to keep your family together at the expense of doing evil to others.4. Uses religious guilt to control you, while they are doing unreligious things. 5. Doesn’t believe their actions have long lasting repercussions that could affect other people negatively.6. Reminds you of your faults, but justifies their own.7. Uses the kids to manipulate you into believing you are nothing. As if to suggest, you couldn’t leave the relationship and establish a better Christian marriage with someone that doesn’t do these things. Thus, making you believe God hates all the divorced people and will abandon you by not bringing someone better to your life, after you decide to leave. As if!8. They humiliate you online and in their inner circle. They let their friends, family and world know your transgressions. 9. They tell you no marriage is perfect and you are not trying, yet they are the one that has stirred up more drama through their insecurities. 10. They say they are sorry, but they don’t show proof through restoring what they have done. 11. They don’t make you a better person because you are miserable. They have only made you a victim or a bitter survivor because of their need for control over you.12. Their version of success comes at the cost of stepping on others.13. They make your marriage a public event, in order for you to prove your love online for them.14. They lie, but their lies are often justified.15. You constantly have to start over and over and over with them, as if a connection could be grown and love restored through a honeymoon phase, or constant parental supervision of one another’s down falls. 16. They tell you that they don’t care about anyone other than who they love. However, their actions don’t show they love you, rather their love has become bitter insecurity disguised in statements such as, “Look what I did for us. This is how much I care.” 17. They tell you who you can interact with and who you can’t.18. They believe the outside world is to blame for their unhappiness. 19. They brought you to a point of improvement, but no longer have your respect. 20. They don’t make you feel anything, but regret. You know in your heart you settled.”
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“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”
“I’m always looking for meaningful one-night stands”
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“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
“Don’t ever stray from yourself, in order to be close to someone that doesn’t have the courtesy to remind you of your worth, or the integrity of a gentleman to walk you home.”
“Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.”
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“If you don’t feel the same way about him, if you’re just leading him on, you need to tell him that. I’ve seen too many nice guys get shafted because a girl can’t get over some jerk.”
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“The best relationships are between two people who care more about each other’s good than their own momentary pleasure.”
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“And since I’m marrying into the Quartet, I have certain privileges and duties. If you’re sleeping with Laurel—”“I’m not sleeping with Laurel. We’re dating.”“Right, and the two of you are just going to hold hands, admire the moon, and sing camp songs.”“For a while. Minus the singing.”
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“Once you embrace your value, talents and strengths, it neutralizes when others think less of you.”
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