All Quotes By Tag: Aphorism
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.”
“There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.”
“Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.”
“Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.”
“Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.”
“We call talking about other people’s personal lives ‘gossip’ only if we aren’t or weren’t part of the conversation.”
“Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.”
“People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.”
“Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.”
“There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.”
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
“Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.”
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”
“The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.”
“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.”
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