All Quotes By Tag: Satire
“People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.”
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“Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.”
“There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.”
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
“Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.”
“The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.”
“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.”
“Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.”
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.”
“Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.”
“By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.”
“The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.”
“Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.”
“We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.”