All Quotes By Tag: Provoke-thought
“Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.”
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the-now,
the-past,
the-power-of-now,
the-present,
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thoughtful,
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”
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adage,
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thoughtful,
trash,
trash-can,
trash-cans,
trashes,
wardrobe,
wardrobes,
yard,
yards,
“With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.”
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children,
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middle-aged,
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sexuality,
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thoughtful,
toddler,
toddlers,
wrinkle,
wrinkles,
“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”
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come,
conceive,
conception,
condom,
condoms,
contraceptive,
contraceptives,
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dictums,
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ejaculation,
epigram,
epigrams,
gnome,
gnomes,
human,
human-beings,
humanity,
humans,
humor,
humour,
insightful,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
miscarriage,
miscarriages,
orgasm,
orgasms,
people,
pleasure,
population,
pregnancy,
pregnant,
procreate,
procreation,
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proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
reproduce,
reproduction,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
semen,
sex,
sexual-intercourse,
sperm,
sperms,
the-pill,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
thousand,
“Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.”
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adage,
adages,
aphorism,
aphorisms,
axiom,
axioms,
belief,
beliefs,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
endurance,
endure,
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epigrams,
gnome,
gnomes,
greed,
greedy,
humor,
humour,
ignorance,
ignorant,
insightful,
knowledge,
knowledgeable,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
misbelief,
misbeliefs,
old,
old-age,
old-age-home,
old-age-homes,
preservation,
preserve,
problem,
problems,
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proverbs,
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quote,
quotes,
retire,
retired,
retirement,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
social,
social-ill,
social-ills,
societal,
society,
stamina,
stupid,
stupidity,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
wisdom,
wise,
young,
“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”
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adage,
adages,
aids,
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avenge,
avenger,
avengers,
avenges,
axiom,
axioms,
bedridden,
clinic,
condom,
condomise,
condomize,
condoms,
curable,
cure,
deep,
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dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
get-tested,
gnome,
gnomes,
got-tested,
hiv,
hiv-negative,
hiv-positive,
humor,
humour,
insightful,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
revenge,
revenger,
revengers,
revenges,
safe-sex,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
sex,
sexual-intercourse,
sexually-transmitted-diseases,
sexually-transmitted-infections,
std,
stds,
sti,
stis,
terminal,
test,
tested,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.”
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adage,
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compassion,
compassionate,
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dustbin,
dustbins,
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eating,
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garbage,
garbage-can,
garbage-cans,
gnome,
gnomes,
hobo,
hobos,
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humor,
humour,
insightful,
leftovers,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
meal,
meals,
philanthropist,
philanthropists,
philanthropy,
pity,
poor,
portion,
poverty,
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quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
rich,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
sincere,
sincerity,
sympathetic,
sympathy,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
trash,
trash-can,
trash-cans,
truly,
“Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.”
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customer,
customers,
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gnomes,
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humour,
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job,
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smile,
smiles,
smiling,
teller,
tellers,
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thoughtful,
work,
working,
“Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.”
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diet,
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epigrams,
famine,
fat,
food,
food-shortage,
gnome,
gnomes,
humor,
humour,
hunger,
hungry,
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ironic,
irony,
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make-you-think,
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nutrients,
obese,
obesity,
overweight,
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paradoxical,
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proverbs,
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puzzle,
puzzling,
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quotations,
quote,
quotes,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
starvation,
starve,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
underweight,
“Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.”
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achieve,
achievement,
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advance,
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axioms,
deep,
demand,
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dictums,
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epigrams,
fame,
famous,
gnome,
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groupie,
groupies,
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humour,
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make-you-think,
man,
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quotations,
quote,
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refusal,
refuse,
reject,
rich,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
sex,
sexual-intercourse,
sleep-way-to-the-top,
sleep-with,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
turn-down,
woman,
women,
“Most people do kiss and tell; most of them just don’t tell many people.”
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adage,
adages,
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boast,
boastful,
boasting,
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dictums,
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gnome,
gnomes,
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humour,
insightful,
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make-you-think,
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proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
show-off,
tell,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”
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adages,
afterlife-hereafter,
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aphorisms,
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axioms,
casket,
caskets,
coffin,
coffins,
dead,
death,
deep,
denial-of-death,
devil,
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dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
evil,
funeral,
funeral-parlor,
funeral-parlors,
funeral-parlour,
funeral-parlours,
funerals,
gnome,
gnomes,
god,
heaven,
hell,
humor,
humour,
insightful,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
materialism,
materialistic,
maxim,
maxims,
poor,
poverty,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
religion,
religious,
rest-in-peace,
rich,
riches,
rip,
satan,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
show-off,
sin,
sinner,
sinners,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
wealth,
wealthy,
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
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abortion,
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adages,
adopt,
adoption,
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aphorisms,
axiom,
axioms,
birth,
birthday,
body,
body-shame,
boob,
boobs,
bra,
breast,
breast-feed,
breast-feeding,
breasts,
deep,
diaper,
diapers,
dictum,
dictums,
drawers,
epigram,
epigrams,
female,
females,
foreplay,
function,
functions,
g-string,
g-strings,
girl,
girls,
gnome,
gnomes,
humor,
humour,
impression,
insightful,
lingerie,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
mother,
motherhood,
mothers,
nappies,
nappy,
newborn,
newborns,
panties,
panty,
parent,
parenthood,
parents,
potties,
potty,
potty-training,
pregnancy,
pregnancy-test,
pregnancy-tests,
pregnant,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
push-up,
push-up-bra,
push-up-bras,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
role,
roles,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
sex,
sexiness,
sexy,
silver-stripe,
silver-stripes,
skivvies,
stretch-mark,
stretch-marks,
strip,
stripper,
strippers,
stripping,
the-pill,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
toilet,
toilet-training,
toilets,
underclothes,
undergarment,
undergarments,
underthings,
underwear,
undies,
woman,
women,
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.”
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brunch,
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clinic,
cook,
cooking,
cooks,
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death,
deep,
delay,
delayed,
delaying,
dictum,
dictums,
dinner,
dying,
employ,
employed,
employment,
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epigrams,
food,
foods,
gnome,
gnomes,
hospital,
hospitalize,
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humour,
ill,
illness,
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job,
jobs,
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made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
meal,
meals,
medication,
medicine,
medicines,
not-feeling-well,
pill,
pills,
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postponement,
precipitate,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
sick,
sickness,
supper,
sustenance,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
work,
“The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.”
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betray,
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dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
gnome,
gnomes,
honest,
honesty,
humor,
humour,
idea,
ideas,
ignorance,
ignorant,
impression,
impressions,
insightful,
intelligence,
intelligent,
knowledge,
knowledgeable,
lie,
lies,
lying,
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make-you-think,
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maxims,
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proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
reveal,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
seem,
seeming,
seems,
stupid,
stupidity,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
true,
trustworthy,
truth,