All Quotes By Tag: Profound
“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.”
“Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.”
“Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.”
“Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.”
“Most people do kiss and tell; most of them just don’t tell many people.”
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.”
“The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.”
“When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.”
“We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.”
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.”
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.”
“Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.”
“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.”