All Quotes By Tag: Satirical

“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: acquisitiveness, adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, avarice, axiom, axioms, capitalism, civilization, civilize, civilized, contagious, covetousness, cupidity, deep, dictum, dictums, epigram, epigrams, funny, gnome, gnomes, greed, greedy, humor, humorous, humour, impossible, insightful, made-me-think, make-you-think, materialism, maxim, maxims, mental-illness, mentally-ill, mercenariness, philosopher, possible, profound, progress, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, rapacity, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, selfish, selfishness, selfless, selflessness, south-africa, south-african, thought-provoking, thoughtful,

“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, against, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, cannibal, cannibalism-cannibals, crashes, cultural-conditioning, culture, dead, death, deep, dictum, dictums, die, died, dying, epigram, epigrams, ethnocentric, ethnocentrism, evaluate, evaluation, funny, gnome, gnomes, human-flesh, humor, humorous, humour, immoral, immortal, immortality, insightful, instinct, instincts, judge, judgement, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, morals, mortal, mortality, philosopher, plane, plane-crash, planes, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, self-preservation, south-africa, south-african, standards, survival, survive, survivor, survivors, thought-provoking, thoughtful,

“Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, anonymous, aphorism, aphorisms, attain, attainment, axiom, axioms, bible, chance, chances, christian, christianity, christians, come-back, conscious, death, deep, dictum, dictums, dying, epigram, epigrams, fame, famous, forget, forgot, forgotten, funny, gnome, gnomes, heart, heartbeat, human, human-being, human-beings, humans, humor, humorous, humour, immortal, immortality, inconsequential, infamy, insane, insanity, insightful, insignificant, jesus, jesus-christ, judgement, judgement-day, known, last-judgement, last-name, little-known, lowly, lust, lust-for, made-me-think, make-you-think, manage, maxim, maxims, memory, minor, mortal, mortality, name, nameless, obscure, obscurity, philosopher, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, remember, remembered, retain, sane, sanity, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, second-coming, south-africa, south-african, surname, thought-provoking, thoughtful, unconscious, undistinguished, unheard-of, unimportant, unknown, unnoticed, unrecognized, unsung,

“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, birth, bolt, bolt-down, born, child, childfree, childhood, childless, children, consolation, console, consume, consuming, cook, cooked, cooking, dead, death, deep, devour, devouring, dictum, dictums, dying, eat, eat-up, eating, elder, elderly, epigram, epigrams, feast, feast-on, feasting, feasts, funny, gnome, gnomes, gobble, gobble-down, gobble-up, gulp, gulp-down, guzzle, half-cooked, humor, humorous, humour, hunger, hungry, immortal, immortality, insightful, kid, kids, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, mortal, mortality, newborn, newborns, obituary, old, old-age, philosopher, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, raw, retire, retirement, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, selfish-selfishness, shovel-down, south-africa, south-african, stoic, stoicism, stoics, thought-provoking, thoughtful, wolf, wolf-down, young,

“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, aspiration, aspire, axiom, axioms, boy, boys, capitalism, capitalistic, carbon-emissions, carbon-footprint, civilization, countries, country, deep, develop, developed, developed-countries, developed-country, dictum, dictums, economic-growth, economics, economies, economy, emission, environment, epigram, epigrams, first-world, funny, gdp, global-warming, gnome, gnomes, gnp, gross-domestic-product, gross-national-product, growth, humor, humorous, humour, industrialization, industrialized, industry, insightful, look-up-to, made-me-think, make-you-think, man, maxim, maxims, men, ozone-layer, philosopher, pollution, poor, poverty, profound, progress, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, rich, riches, role-model, role-models, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, second-world, south-africa, south-african, third-world, thought-provoking, thoughtful, underdeveloped, underdeveloped-countries, underdeveloped-country, wealth, wealthy,

“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, caste, castes, class, classes, culture, deep, denomination, dictum, dictums, dislike, epigram, epigrams, everybody, everyone, funny, gnome, gnomes, hate, hatred, hierarchy, human-beings, humanity, humans, humor, humorous, humour, insightful, like, liked, love, loved, made-me-think, make-you-think, mankind, maxim, maxims, nationality, philosopher, population, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, relationship, relationships, religion, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, social-class, social-classes, social-status, south-africa, south-african, status, tension, thought-provoking, thoughtful, world, world-population,

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, birth, birthrate, birthrates, business, businesses, buy, buyer, child, childfree, childless, children, commerce, community, companies, company, consumer, consumers, countries, country, death-rate, death-rates, deep, dependent, dependents, depopulation, dictum, dictums, economic-growth, economics, economy, employ, employed, employment, endeavor, endeavors, endeavour, endeavours, epigram, epigrams, exploit, exploitation, funny, gnome, gnomes, greed, greedy, humor, humorous, humour, insightful, job, jobs, kid, kids, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, means, means-of-production, means-of-reproduction, obtain, philosopher, population, population-pyramid, pregnancy, pregnant, procreate, procreation, production, profit, profitability, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, reproduce, reproduction, retain, retire, retirement, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, selfish-selfishness, sell, sellers, selling, sex, sexual-intercourse, south-africa, south-african, thought-provoking, thoughtful, unemployed, unemployment, wealth, wealthy, work, worker, workers,

“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, atheism, atheist, atheists, axiom, axioms, believer, believers, bible, blessing, blessings, child, childfree, childless, children, condom, condoms, contraceptive, contraceptives, curse, cursed, cursing, deep, dictum, dictums, epigram, epigrams, funny, gift, gifts, gnome, gnomes, god, heaven, hell, humor, humorous, humour, insightful, kid, kids, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, newborn, newborns, nonbeliever, nonbelievers, nonverbal, on-the-pill, philosopher, pill, pills, pregnancy, pregnant, procreate, procreation, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, religion, religious, reproduce, reproduction, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, selfish-selfishness, south-africa, south-african, the-pill, thought-provoking, thoughtful, verbal,

“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: abort, abortion, adage, adages, africa, african, anti-life, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, birth, child, childfree, childless, children, church, churches, communism, conspicuous, deep, dictum, dictums, epigram, epigrams, evade, evasion, factories, factory, family-planning, funny, gnome, gnomes, humor, humorous, humour, industrialization, industrialize, industry, insightful, karl-marx, kid, kids, made-me-think, make-you-think, manufacture, manufacturing, maxim, maxims, means, philosopher, pregnancy, pregnant, pro-life, procreate, procreation, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, religion, reproduce, reproduction, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, secret, secrets, selfish-selfishness, sex, sexual-intercourse, socialism, south-africa, south-african, thought-provoking, thoughtful, unprotected-sex,

“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, consequential, deep, dictum, dictums, epigram, epigrams, funny, gnome, gnomes, human, human-being, human-beings, humans, humor, humorous, humour, importance, important, inconsequential, insightful, insignificant, made-me-think, make-you-think, materialism, materialistic, maxim, maxims, money, philosopher, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, significant, south-africa, south-african, thought-provoking, thoughtful, unimportance, unimportant,

“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, child, childfree, childless, children, deep, dictum, dictums, epigram, epigrams, fail, failure, funny, gnome, gnomes, humor, humorous, humour, insightful, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, opportunity, parent, parents, philosopher, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, second-chance, selfish-selfishness, south-africa, south-african, thought-provoking, thoughtful,

“As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, deep, dictum, dictums, divide, divided, divided-and-conquered, enemies, enemy, epigram, epigrams, exploit, exploitation, exploited, exploiting, fight, fighting, funny, gnome, gnomes, human, human-being, human-beings, humans, humor, humorous, humour, insane, insanity, insightful, kill, killing, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, philosopher, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, sane, sanity, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, south-africa, south-african, thought-provoking, thoughtful, united, unity, war, warred, warring, wars,

“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, ask, axiom, axioms, date, dating, deep, dictum, dictums, differentiate, differentiation, epigram, epigrams, female, female-friend, female-friends, females, friend, friends, funny, girlfriend, girlfriends, gnome, gnomes, humor, humorous, humour, insightful, life-partner, life-partners, love, love-life, love-lives, lover, lovers, made-me-think, make-you-think, man, marriage, married, maxim, maxims, men, partner, partners, philosopher, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, question, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, relationship, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, sex, sex-life, sex-lives, single, south-africa, south-african, spouse, spouses, thought-provoking, thoughtful, wife, wives,

“When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, appearance, appearances, attraction, attractive, axiom, axioms, consumerism, deep, dictum, dictums, epigram, epigrams, funny, gay, gays, gnome, gnomes, heterosexual, heterosexuals, homosexual, homosexuals, humor, humorous, humour, image, impress, impression, insightful, lesbian, lesbians, lust, made-me-think, make-you-think, man, materialism, materialistic, maxim, maxims, men, one-night-stand, one-night-stands, philosopher, poor, poverty, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, rich, riches, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, sex, sexual, sexual-attraction, sexual-intercourse, sexually, sexually-attractive, sexually-unattractive, south-africa, south-african, straight, thought-provoking, thoughtful, unattractive, wealth, wealthy, woman, women,

“As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.”

Card image cap - Mokokoma Mokhonoana,
Tag: abilities, ability, adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, boy, boys, childfree, childless, dead, deep, develop, development, dictum, dictums, elder, elderly, epigram, epigrams, funny, gnome, gnomes, grow, growth, humor, humorous, humour, insightful, loss, made-me-think, make-you-think, man, maxim, maxims, men, old, old-age, philosopher, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quote-of-the-day, quotes, satire, satirical, satirist, satirists, saying, sayings, selfish-selfishness, senile, senility, south-africa, south-african, thought-provoking, thoughtful,