All Quotes By Tag: Satirical
“When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.”
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save,
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the-law,
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thoughtful,
time,
waste-of-time,
waste-time,
“Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.”
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alone,
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axioms,
bore,
bored,
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cost,
costs,
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deep,
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dictums,
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disadvantages,
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epigrams,
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humour,
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lonely,
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make-you-think,
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quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
sane,
sanity,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
“We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.”
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challenge,
challenges,
complain,
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endure,
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epigrams,
feeling,
feelings,
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inspire,
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make-you-think,
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maxims,
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motive,
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sayings,
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self-inflicted,
stoic,
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stoics,
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stressed,
stressing,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
tough-times,
words-to-live-by,
worried,
worry,
worrying,
“The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.”
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articles,
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billion,
billionaire,
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caskets,
coffin,
coffins,
dead,
death,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
funeral,
gnome,
gnomes,
humor,
humour,
insightful,
journalism,
journalist,
journalists,
life,
lives,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
mass-media,
materialism,
materialistic,
maxim,
maxims,
media,
medium,
million,
millionaire,
net-worth,
news,
news-anchor,
news-anchors,
news-reader,
news-readers,
newspaper,
newspapers,
newsreader,
newsreaders,
poor,
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poverty-line,
profound,
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proverbs,
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quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
reader,
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readership,
rest-in-peace,
rich,
riches,
rip,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
the-media,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
value,
viewer,
viewers,
viewership,
wealth,
wealthy,
worth,
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.”
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be-in-touch,
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best-friends,
cellphone,
cellphones,
check-on,
contact,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
facebook,
families,
family,
friend,
friends,
gnome,
gnomes,
good-morning,
greet,
greetings,
humor,
humour,
in-touch,
insightful,
instagram,
internet,
keep-in-touch,
letter,
letters,
long-time-to-see,
love,
loved,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
mobile-phone,
mobile-phones,
phone,
phone-call,
phone-calls,
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quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quotes,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
sms,
smses,
social-media,
stranger,
text,
texts,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
twitter,
“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.”
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adage,
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africa,
african,
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anorexic,
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aphorisms,
appetite,
axiom,
axioms,
bmi,
body-fat,
body-mass-index,
cheat-day,
cheat-days,
clean,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
diet,
dietician,
dieticians,
dietitian,
dietitians,
epigram,
epigrams,
exercise,
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fat,
fatty,
food,
funny,
gnome,
gnomes,
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gymnasium,
health,
healthy,
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humorous,
humour,
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lean,
lose-weight,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
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mud,
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necessity,
obese,
obesity,
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overeating,
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rolling,
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sayings,
shred,
shredded,
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south-african,
spotless,
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sugary,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
underweight,
watch-what-you-eat,
weight,
weight-loss,
weight-to-height,
weightlifter,
weightlifting,
workout,
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.”
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coffins,
condition,
conditioning,
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conformity,
crocodile-tears,
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culture,
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death,
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deception,
deep,
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humorous,
humour,
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make-you-think,
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mortality,
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socialization,
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sociologist,
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sociology,
south-africa,
south-african,
tear,
tears,
the-deceased,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.”
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african,
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axioms,
benefit,
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sincere,
sincerely,
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south-african,
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success,
successful,
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thoughtful,
unhappiness,
unhappy,
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.”
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cheater,
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deep,
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extramarital,
faithful,
faithfulness,
fidelity,
foreplay,
funny,
girlfriend,
girlfriends,
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hate,
hatred,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
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husbands,
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kamasutra,
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monogamy,
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slut,
sluttish,
south-africa,
south-african,
spouse,
spouses,
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thoughtful,
two-time,
two-timer,
two-timers,
two-timing,
wife,
wives,
“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.”
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deep,
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dictums,
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enemy,
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epigrams,
fair,
fairness,
foe,
foes,
friend,
friends,
funny,
gnome,
gnomes,
hate,
hated,
hater,
haters,
hating,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
injustice,
insightful,
justice,
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likely,
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loving,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
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quotation,
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quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
requited-hate,
requited-love,
revenge,
rival,
rivals,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
south-africa,
south-african,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
tit-for-tat,
unfair,
unfairness,
unrequited,
unrequited-hate,
unrequited-hatred,
unrequited-love,
“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”
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boyfriend,
boyfriends,
chase,
court,
courtship,
crush,
crushes,
crushing,
date,
dating,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
funny,
girlfriend,
girlfriends,
gnome,
gnomes,
hate,
hated,
hating,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
husband,
husbands,
insightful,
love,
lover,
lovers,
loving,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
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philosopher,
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provoke-thought,
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quote,
quote-of-the-day,
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relationships,
requited-hate,
requited-love,
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sayings,
south-africa,
south-african,
spouse,
spouses,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
unrequited,
unrequited-hate,
unrequited-hatred,
unrequited-love,
wife,
wives,
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”
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adages,
africa,
african,
aphorism,
aphorisms,
axiom,
axioms,
bath,
bathe,
bathing,
baths,
complex,
complicated,
condom,
condoms,
contraceptive,
contraceptives,
cripple,
crippled,
deep,
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dictums,
disability,
disabled,
easy,
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epigrams,
foreplay,
funny,
gnome,
gnomes,
hand,
hands,
hemiplegia,
hemiplegic,
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humorous,
humour,
insightful,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
multitask,
multitasking,
on-the-pill,
philosopher,
prevent,
prevention,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
put-on,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
sex,
sexual-intercourse,
sexuality,
shower,
showering,
simple,
south-africa,
south-african,
stroke,
strokes,
suffer,
suffering,
suffers,
take-a-bath,
take-a-shower,
task,
tasks,
the-pill,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
wear,
wearing,
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.”
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adage,
adages,
africa,
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axioms,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
funny,
gnome,
gnomes,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
impossibility,
impossible,
insightful,
inspiration,
inspirational,
inspirational-speaker,
inspirational-speakers,
inspire,
inspired,
job,
jobs,
lie,
lies,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
money,
motivated,
motivation,
motivational,
motivational-speaker,
motivational-speakers,
motive,
philosopher,
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possible,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
south-africa,
south-african,
speak,
speaker,
speakers,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
work,
working,
“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.”
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adage,
adages,
africa,
african,
aphorism,
aphorisms,
axiom,
axioms,
birth,
births,
casket,
caskets,
choice,
choices,
choose,
cling,
coffin,
coffins,
death,
deaths,
deed,
deeds,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
end-result,
end-results,
epigram,
epigrams,
exist,
existence,
exists,
funeral,
funerals,
funny,
give-up,
gnome,
gnomes,
hold-on,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
immortal,
immortality,
insightful,
let-go,
life,
live,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
mortal,
mortality,
never-give-up,
philosopher,
pregnancy,
pregnant,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
result,
results,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
south-africa,
south-african,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”
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adage,
adages,
advice,
advisor,
africa,
african,
aphorism,
aphorisms,
argue,
argument,
arguments,
axiom,
axioms,
boyfriend,
boyfriends,
counsel,
counselling,
counselor,
counselors,
date,
dating,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
divorce,
divorced,
epigram,
epigrams,
fight,
fights,
funny,
girlfriend,
girlfriends,
gnome,
gnomes,
homicide,
homicides,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
insightful,
kill,
killed,
killer,
killers,
love,
lover,
lovers,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
man,
marriage,
married,
marry,
maxim,
maxims,
men,
philosopher,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
relationship,
relationships,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
single,
singles,
singleton,
singletons,
south-africa,
south-african,
spouse,
spouses,
suicide,
suicides,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
woman,
women,