“Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!”

“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”

“I am not a titleholder; I don’t steal; I don’t lie…”

“Playing a fool is the best paid role.”

“Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.”

“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.”