All Quotes By Tag: Aphorisms
“Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.”
“We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.”
“Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!”
“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
“I am not a titleholder; I don’t steal; I don’t lie…”
“Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.”
“Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.”
“Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.”
“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.”
“Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.”
“Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.”
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.”
“Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.”
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”