All Quotes By Tag: Sex
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
“Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.”
“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”
“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”
“Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.”
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.”
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”
“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.”
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”
“He knows her like man knows earth, touching the surface but unaware of her depth.”
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.”
“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.”
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?”
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