All Quotes By Tag: Maxims
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”
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“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.”
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“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.”
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“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.”
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“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.”
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let-go,
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“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”
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“Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.”
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“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.”
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“Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting or knowledgeable; some people do that because they find you boring or ignorant.”
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“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.”
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“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.”
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“Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.”
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“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”
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related,
relation,
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sex,
sexual,
sexually,
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south-african,
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thoughtful,
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”
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satirists,
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south-african,
stupid,
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wealthy,
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wise,
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.”
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humorous,
humour,
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quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
revenge,
revengeful,
satire,
satirical,
satirist,
satirists,
saying,
sayings,
somebody,
someone,
south-africa,
south-african,
supervisor,
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thoughtful,
top-dog,
treat,
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vengeance,
vengeful,
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