All Quotes By Tag: Funny
“He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:”
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“The Sodomy sea shall cast out fish, and make a noise in the night, which many have not known: but they shall all hear the voice thereof.”
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books,
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god,
happiness,
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writing,
“Seeing thou hast now given me the way, I will proceed to speak before thee: for our mother, of whom thou hast told me that she is young, draw now nigh unto age.”
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apocalypse,
apocalyptic,
books,
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dreams,
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fear,
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funny,
god,
happiness,
history,
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humanity,
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spirituality,
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time,
truth,
war,
wisdom,
writing,
“They that be born in the strength of youth are of one fashion, and they that are born in the time of age, when the womb fail, are otherwise.”
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apocalypse,
apocalyptic,
books,
change,
death,
dreams,
education,
faith,
fear,
freedom,
friendship,
funny,
god,
happiness,
history,
hope,
horror,
humanity,
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humour,
inspiration,
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intelligence,
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time,
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wisdom,
writing,
“Фанатиците винаги имат един такъв раздърпан, опулен вид. Приличат на хора, които не мастурбират, но непрекъснато мислят за това.”
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“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.”
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adages,
africa,
african,
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anorexic,
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aphorisms,
appetite,
axiom,
axioms,
bmi,
body-fat,
body-mass-index,
cheat-day,
cheat-days,
clean,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
diet,
dietician,
dieticians,
dietitian,
dietitians,
epigram,
epigrams,
exercise,
exercises,
fat,
fatty,
food,
funny,
gnome,
gnomes,
gym,
gymnasium,
health,
healthy,
hose,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
ingredient,
ingredients,
insightful,
lean,
lose-weight,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
mud,
muscles,
muscular,
necessary,
necessity,
obese,
obesity,
overeat,
overeater,
overeating,
overweight,
philosopher,
pig,
pigs,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
recipe,
recipes,
roll,
rolling,
salad,
salads,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
shred,
shredded,
skinny,
south-africa,
south-african,
spotless,
sugar,
sugary,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
underweight,
watch-what-you-eat,
weight,
weight-loss,
weight-to-height,
weightlifter,
weightlifting,
workout,
“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.”
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adage,
adages,
advantage,
africa,
african,
ambition,
ambitious,
aphorism,
aphorisms,
axiom,
axioms,
benefit,
benefits,
deceive,
deception,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
envious,
envy,
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epigrams,
fake,
funny,
gnome,
gnomes,
happiness,
happy,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
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jealousy,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
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satirical,
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sayings,
sincere,
sincerely,
south-africa,
south-african,
succeed,
success,
successful,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
unhappiness,
unhappy,
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.”
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adages,
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african,
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aphorisms,
axiom,
axioms,
casket,
caskets,
coffin,
coffins,
condition,
conditioning,
conform,
conformity,
crocodile-tears,
cultural-conditioning,
culture,
dead,
death,
deaths,
deceased,
deceive,
deception,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
epigram,
epigrams,
eulogies,
eulogy,
fit-in,
funeral,
funerals,
funny,
gnome,
gnomes,
human,
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human-beings,
humans,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
immortal,
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indoctrinate,
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maxim,
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mortality,
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pain,
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sayings,
socialization,
socialize,
sociologist,
sociologists,
sociology,
south-africa,
south-african,
tear,
tears,
the-deceased,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.”
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south-african,
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two-timing,
wife,
wives,
“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.”
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south-african,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
tit-for-tat,
unfair,
unfairness,
unrequited,
unrequited-hate,
unrequited-hatred,
unrequited-love,
“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”
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dating,
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girlfriend,
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unrequited-hate,
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unrequited-love,
wife,
wives,
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”
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african,
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aphorisms,
axiom,
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bath,
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contraceptive,
contraceptives,
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shower,
showering,
simple,
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south-african,
stroke,
strokes,
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suffering,
suffers,
take-a-bath,
take-a-shower,
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tasks,
the-pill,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
wear,
wearing,
“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.”
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adages,
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african,
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axiom,
axioms,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
epigram,
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gnome,
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humor,
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humour,
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lies,
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money,
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quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
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satirical,
saying,
sayings,
south-africa,
south-african,
speak,
speaker,
speakers,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
work,
working,
“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.”
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birth,
births,
casket,
caskets,
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choices,
choose,
cling,
coffin,
coffins,
death,
deaths,
deed,
deeds,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
end-result,
end-results,
epigram,
epigrams,
exist,
existence,
exists,
funeral,
funerals,
funny,
give-up,
gnome,
gnomes,
hold-on,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
immortal,
immortality,
insightful,
let-go,
life,
live,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
maxim,
maxims,
mortal,
mortality,
never-give-up,
philosopher,
pregnancy,
pregnant,
profound,
proverb,
proverbs,
provoke-thought,
quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
result,
results,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
south-africa,
south-african,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”
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adages,
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advisor,
africa,
african,
aphorism,
aphorisms,
argue,
argument,
arguments,
axiom,
axioms,
boyfriend,
boyfriends,
counsel,
counselling,
counselor,
counselors,
date,
dating,
deep,
dictum,
dictums,
divorce,
divorced,
epigram,
epigrams,
fight,
fights,
funny,
girlfriend,
girlfriends,
gnome,
gnomes,
homicide,
homicides,
humor,
humorous,
humour,
insightful,
kill,
killed,
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killers,
love,
lover,
lovers,
made-me-think,
make-you-think,
man,
marriage,
married,
marry,
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men,
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quotation,
quotations,
quote,
quote-of-the-day,
quotes,
relationship,
relationships,
satire,
satirical,
saying,
sayings,
single,
singles,
singleton,
singletons,
south-africa,
south-african,
spouse,
spouses,
suicide,
suicides,
thought-provoking,
thoughtful,
woman,
women,