All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“They that be born in the strength of youth are of one fashion, and they that are born in the time of age, when the womb fail, are otherwise.”
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“Seeing thou hast now given me the way, I will proceed to speak before thee: for our mother, of whom thou hast told me that she is young, draw now nigh unto age.”
“The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.”
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“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.”
“Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.”
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.”
“Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about you.”
“By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.”
“The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.”
“Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.”
“We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.”
“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
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“Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.”
“Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.”
“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.”