All Quotes By Tag: Humor
“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”
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“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.”
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“They say the Lord never gives us more than we can bear. This is only true of money and cleavage.”
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“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.”
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“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”
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“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.”
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unperturbed,
unruffled,
“Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.”
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“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.”
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“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.”
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“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.”
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“After earning a degree in Marketing at Auburn University, I spent the next five years in the business world, which is a polite way of saying that I had eleven jobs in a five-year period, including door to door sales, skip tracing people who didn’t want to be found, repossessing cars and collecting on defaulted student loans. During this five-year period, I did an in-depth study of abnormal psychology and sociopathic behavior – and then I divorced him.”
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“Whoever said that money didn’t buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who’d never been poor.”
“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”
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“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.”
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“Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.”
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unrecognized,
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